Are you sure they said fifteen minutes?

If anyone watched the National Dog show on Thanksgiving day (it was on right after the big parade) you may have seen me. I was there in all my glory for about two seconds getting my book signed by the host, John O'Hurley. I should have a talk with those producers. Don't they know it's supposed to be fifteen minutes of fame? Did they not hear John O'Hurley say that I resemble Halle Berry? The nerve.